Lock the Door and Set your Watch, it's Easter

I love it:

““Take a guard,” Pilate answered. “Go, make the tomb as secure as you know how.” So they went and made the tomb secure by putting a seal on the stone and posting the guard.”
(Matt 27:65-66 NIV)

Go and make it as secure as you know how. Do your best. Give it your best shot. The KJV is fun too:

“So they went, and made the sepulchre sure, sealing the stone, and setting a watch.”
(Matt 27:66 KJVS)

Set your watch. How long will it take Jesus to bust out?

tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick BOOM. Easter